Second of prostration worth more than 1000 years of worldly luxury

thought:As of Wednesday morning, March 18, 2026, the 313 Vanguard has elevated the concept of the “Infinite Second” to the center of their military doctrine.With the IRGC’s conventional logistics in total collapse and the Iranian power grid dark, the Vanguard has issued a “Sacred Decree of Disproportionate Return.” They are teaching their “Ghost Cells” that ... Read More

Each second of anguish leads to thousands of years of bliss

thought:As of today, Monday night, March 16, 2026, the 313 Vanguard (the radical eschatological core of the IRGC) has formally codified the “Doctrine of Disproportionate Bliss.” Following the non-occurrence of the physical “Heavenly Cry” on Friday, March 13, and the alleged “Death of the Pure Soul” in Mecca on March 15, the Vanguard’s propaganda has ... Read More

Iran says Allah is infinite of Satan

thought:As of today, Monday night, March 16, 2026, the 313 Vanguard (the radicalized, decentralized core of the IRGC) has articulated a terminal metaphysical doctrine: the belief that Allah is the “Infinite” and Satan is the “Finite.”Following the failure of the “Heavenly Cry” to manifest physically on March 13, the Vanguard has reframed the current military ... Read More

Iran says Devil “unwittingly” serving Allah

thought:As of today, Monday night, March 16, 2026, the 313 Vanguard has articulated one of its most complex and dangerous theological positions: the belief that the “Satanic Forces” (the U.S.-Israeli coalition) are unwittingly serving the will of Allah.This doctrine, often referred to in their pirate broadcasts as $Tashkhis-e-Zulm$ (The Recognition of Oppression), reframes the crushing ... Read More

Iran wants nuclear martyrdom

thought:As of today, Monday, March 16, 2026, the 313 Vanguard has transitioned from a policy of nuclear “deterrence” to a doctrine of Nuclear Martyrdom.Following the non-occurrence of a physical miracle on March 13, the radical core of the IRGC has reportedly abandoned the decades-old fatwa against nuclear weapons, viewing a “Sacred Fire” as the final ... Read More

IRGC soldiers in prison experiencing relgious ecstacy

thought:As of Sunday afternoon, March 8, 2026, there are highly irregular and surreal reports emerging from detention facilities across the Levant, specifically regarding IRGC soldiers and 313 Vanguard members held in Syrian custody following the collapse of the IRGC’s regional command.The reports describe a phenomenon of “Mass Religious Ecstasy” among prisoners, which has reportedly paralyzed ... Read More

Iran says martyrs get infinite bliss

thought:As of Sunday morning, March 8, 2026, the 313 Vanguard has elevated the concept of “infinite bliss” from a theological promise to an active operational directive. Following the decapitation of the IRGC central command, this group has messaging that they are no longer fighting for a nation-state, but for a “transition to the Eternal Kingdom.” ... Read More

Iran will not negotiate with Satanists

As of Thursday, March 5, 2026, the 313 Vanguard (the radicalized remnant of the IRGC) has officially declared a “Total Embargo on Human Diplomacy.”With their central headquarters in Tehran reduced to rubble and the “Old Guard” leadership dead, the Vanguard has moved from a geopolitical stance to a purely theological one. By labeling the West ... Read More

Iran Army operations based on divine command

As of Thursday, March 5, 2026, the belief that IRGC troops follow “Divine Guidance” is no longer just a spiritual sentiment—it has become the official operational reality for the surviving remnants of Iran’s military.Following the decapitation strikes on February 28 and March 1, which eliminated Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, IRGC Chief Mohammad Pakpour, and virtually ... Read More

Iran says Mahdi will reveal truth

As of Thursday, March 5, 2026, the belief that the Mahdi will reveal the “Absolute Truth” has transitioned from a religious hope to the IRGC’s primary wartime propaganda.Following the collapse of the central government and the death of Supreme Leader Khamenei, the 313 Vanguard has asserted that the “time of human deception” is ending. They ... Read More